| WEEK 1 國立熊大成績單 |
| POS | Player | FG% | FT% | 3PTM | PTS | REB | AST | ST | BLK | TO |
| PG | 詹寧屎 | .460 | .850 | 5 | 68 | 8 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| PG,SG | 道格拉屎 | .339 | .750 | 6 | 47 | 13 | 19 | 7 | 0 | 6 |
| PG,SG | 不蘭晚燈 | .463 | .667 | 8 | 48 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 11 |
| SG | 小馬丁 | .466 | .909 | 13 | 77 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| SG,SF | 哈燈 | .422 | .878 | 6 | 80 | 30 | 20 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
| SG,SF | 伊姑伊姑 | .524 | .611 | 12 | 67 | 26 | 20 | 5 | 5 | 7 |
| SF,PF | 喇叭詹屎 | .598 | .809 | 0 | 148 | 39 | 33 | 12 | 6 | 14 |
| SF,PF | 歐燈 | .162 | .562 | 3 | 24 | 20 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
| PF | 漢堡 | .347 | .800 | 0 | 50 | 38 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
| PF,C | 屎夠拉 | .538 | .750 | 0 | 62 | 23 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 9 |
| PF,C | 李大衛 | .448 | .625 | 0 | 75 | 32 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 10 |
| PF,C | 發魔屎 | .515 | .429 | 0 | 37 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
第一週感謝熊族子弟兵的奮戰，特別是小馬丁和喇叭詹屎兩位同仁的貢獻，得以暫時領先。但是欠缺的ST、BLK和過多的TO則是未來調整的重點，因此今晚將有人要離
開這個團隊……
不蘭晚燈……你可以去整理行囊了，取而代之的是西賊瓦特蔘，解散後準備就寢……解散。
不蘭晚燈：等等，為何是我，為何不是歐燈，不公平!!!
OSMA：你加入小牛隊就有這種特權了 